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PostSubject: What is Hell?   Fri Jun 12, 2009 2:48 pm

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term.

The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared
it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now
have the pleasure of enjoying it as well:



Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?



Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle''s Law
(gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some
variant.


One student, however, wrote the following:



First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time.

So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell

and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave.

Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering
Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world
today.

Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of

their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one
of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one
religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of
souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of
change of the volume in Hell because Boyle 's Law states that in order
for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume
of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.


This gives two possibilities:



1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which

souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will

increase until all Hell breaks loose.



2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in
Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes
over.



So which is it?



If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that,

'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,'

and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night,
then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is
exothermic and has already frozen over!
The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it

follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is

therefore, extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the

existence of a divine being which explains why, last night,

Teresa kept shouting

'Oh my God.'



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